Writers have always loved cats. Is it their mercurial natures? Their ability to take care of themselves (mostly)? The fact that a cat in a lap guarantees a butt in a chair? Perhaps we’ll never know.
Hemingway had a cat (or hundreds). Twain had one, and so did Poe, Bradbuy, Huxley, T.S. Eliot, Plath, Yeats, Dickens, Neil Gaiman, and this poor guy.
Not to be outdone, many of us here at EMu’s Debuts have a cat (or two). In honor of the Felix in Adi Rule’s STRANGE SWEET SONG, we re-imagined our furry feline companions as magical wish-granting cats from space. What would we wish for if they happened to be in the mood to grant us anything? Keep reading…
Josh’s cat, Mouko
Sadly, Mouko is no longer with us in the flesh. He now resides in a lovely urn. If Mouko granted wishes, Josh says, “I would wish to the Mouko Urn that he stop sending dopplegangers to lurk in our bushes and torment our dogs.”
Penny’s cat, Otis
Penny would ask her magical cat, Otis, “Please grant me (or all the EMUs) pawsitive reviews for my (our) debut book(s).”
Megan’s cat Lola
Megan says, “I wish them many rapt contemplations of their ineffable, effable, effanineffable, deep and inscrutable singular names. (
T.S. Eliot, The Naming of Cats)”
Megan’s cat Ari
Tara’s cat, Quincy
Tara says, “I thank Quincy for guarding my book contact so carefully, and wish that he would send me (and all of my fellow Emus!) many more!” (Ed. note: Before I GIMPed him into outer space, he was very adorably curled up on top of Tara’s contract!)
Donna’s cat, Mittens
Donna would tell Mittens, “I’d like to have nine lives and a remote re-do button for life’s little snafus.”
Jennifer’s cat Remy
Jennifer would wish for self-cleaning litterboxes. And self-cleaning bathrooms too, while she’s at it.
Jennifer’s cat Coco
Lindsey’s cat, Trouble
Lindsey guessed what Trouble would tell her, “I will bless your manuscript by sleeping on it. Now hurry up and write it. I’m getting sleepy.”
My cat, Angel
If Angel could suddenly grant me a wish, I’d wish for more time: per moment, per day (and definitely per night), per year, and per lifetime.
We’d love to hear about your own furry feline companion(s) and what wish you’d like them to grant you! And remember, if you leave a comment below (or on any other post from this week), you’ll be entered to win a copy of STRANGE SWEET SONG of your very own.
I’ve got three cats! Three wishes! Great post.
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Woohoo! Use them wisely, Anita! š
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Let’s see. I’d like Demon Cat to grant me less clawing of the feet. I would like the Dowager Empress to grant me one day off a month from my life of servitude. And I would like Little Sister to grant me the exclusive right to my writing chair.
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Don’t hold your breath, Jeannie! I don’t think there’s a writer’s cat alive who would grant exclusive rights to the writing chair.
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My cat Merlin is definitely magical–mischievous. He sits on me or behind me while I write. So I suspect he’s wishing me words. This was a great post.
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These are awesome! And my wish . . . I now wish that I had a cat!! All of these kitties look very magical and wish-granting. And spacey. And I am at least one of these things (especially the latter), so I think having a cat would do wonders for my writing career. For sure!
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My big fat kitties have both passed from this life, but they sure made me happy while they were in it. If they were magical, I would ask them for things they never had in life: self-control around food, and lots of energy to get things done. And if they happen to know any agents who rep romantic historical fiction, that would be awesome!
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I vote for Trouble for President.
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This post is amazing. I can’t even words. KITTEHS!
Here are my cats: http://threetasselsandatophat.blogspot.com/2011/09/if-my-cats-went-as-gary-busey-for.html
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I was hoping we’d get to see the inspirations behind the Felix, Adi!
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Loved the sparkly, spacey cats!
Here’s to granted wishes! Meow!
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I love this magical kitty post. Now, If Mittens would move her royal tail off of my manuscript this morning…
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To take life as easy as it comes .. like my beautiful cat always did.
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That’s a beautiful wish, Lynn. Thank goodness we’ve had cats like that in our lives, eh?
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